we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science

I mean yeah cause hover boards are more essential to life than basic fucking human rights. 

you probably misunderstood this post

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i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

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Girl: "Am I pretty?"
Boy: "No."
Girl: "Do you want to be with me forever?"
Boy: "No."
Girl: "Would you be upset if I walked away?"
Boy: "No."
Girl : "Would you cry if I died?"
Boy: "No."
She had heard enough and was hurt so she walked away with tears rolling down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm, and said, "Also, I fucked your best friend."


someone has to date me eventually right

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I’m a little concerned because on my way home this teenage couple almost walked in front of my car while I was driving and literally my first thought was oh well. 

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Having different opinions on tumblr:


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do u ever look back at all the boys you’ve ever liked and then realized that they all have a common feature but you dont know what it is

yeah, they all don’t like me

oh my god

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Okay but seriously, I’m pissed.

Do people not realize what they’re saying? Saying it’s a shame for the feminist movement that the baby is a boy is just about as bad as back when they were upset that royal offspring were girls when there is literally nothing that Kate or Will or anyone else could do to change that.

Then there’s those people wishing that the baby turns out to be gay or trans— you’re seriously going to wish that kind of thing on a child that’s going to be under that much media attention? Not only are you fetishizing a baby’s sexuality, but this is disgusting. Being part of the LGBT movement is great, but the struggles that we face growing up trying to figure out who we are are nothing to laugh about or use to further a cause. Especially not when you’re growing up in the spotlight. There would be nothing lucky about this.

Never mind that no one is imposing gender roles on this child. The whole thing about it being a boy is a biological fact. The baby’s sex has been decided because the baby has a penis. The end.

It’s a baby. It doesn’t even understand the word gender. It can’t name itself. And this is absolutely disgusting.

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debby ryan’s face is so punchable look at her shE MAKES ME SO MAD


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If you’re someone who gets to cuddle every night with the person you wanna cuddle with you can just fuck right off.

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